Patrick thinks that's hilarious. He mentions that to me now & then. I actually got him a binary clock a few years ago for the holidays. Damn thing is always blinking (blue lights). Can I read it? If you give me five minutes to write down things & do simple sums. Him, he can tell you at a glance. So... I use it for a night light. I don't run into the wall when a midnight urge to go piddle wakes me up!