My first fanfic poetry! For fellow Merlin fans...

[the_vulture]

Merlin: Season Two, Episode 6

Poor Camelot was filled with woe.
The King's command was a hard blow,
And heavy taxes took their toll,
When King Uther fucked a troll

The King was being quite a knob
And even Arthur lost his job,
But one complaint and heads would roll,
While King Uther fucked a troll

It seemed she snared him with a spell.
It was quite clear he couldn't tell
And wedding bells for both did toll.
Then King Uther fucked a troll.

The curse was ended through regret
As Arthur pulled a Juliet.
Seeing every wart and mole,
Uther knew he fucked a troll.

Did Uther wish that he was dead?
(Had she given Anthony head?)
In the end, many found it droll
That King Uther fucked a troll.