My first fanfic poetry! For fellow Merlin fans...

[the_vulture]

Merlin: Season Two, Episode 6

Poor Camelot was filled with woe.
The King's command was a hard blow,
And heavy taxes took their toll,
When King Uther fucked a troll

The King was being quite a knob
And even Arthur lost his job,
But one complaint and heads would roll,
While King Uther fucked a troll

It seemed she snared him with a spell.
It was quite clear he couldn't tell
And wedding bells for both did toll.
Then King Uther fucked a troll.

The curse was ended through regret
As Arthur pulled a Juliet.
Seeing every wart and mole,
Uther knew he fucked a troll.

Did Uther wish that he was dead?
(Had she given Anthony head?)
In the end, many found it droll
That King Uther fucked a troll.

Comments

*laugh*

[ysabetwordsmith.livejournal.com]

That reminds me so, so much of period satire.

Re: *laugh*

[the-vulture.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it brought you a smile. :)

I was just amazed that Anthony Steward Head was able to keep a straight face through that two part episode. XD

[itsjustc.livejournal.com]

Haha! I haven't seen that particular episode but having seen most of the others this made me laugh!

[the-vulture.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it! Beauty and the Beast was a two parter that I found most entertaining. I recommend seeking it out. :)

[cecilegrey]

I have happened upon this while googling fan poetry, and oh my gosh, it is GOLD. So funny and well done! Bravo! :D

[the_vulture]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it!