Can I be just a teensy bit evil?

[the_vulture]

Okay, I've closed this one to all but people on my contact list to reduce the risk of mortally embarrassing the poster of this "quizzy."  

The following is taken from the blog of another user (name withheld to protect the stupid). The comments I really, really wanted to give are in red: 

pl do diss Please 'dis'? Okay!  

Nov 17, 2007, 19:42  

tags: quizzy Rhymes with "dizzy"  

> name You spelled this right. So far so good...

> age Okay, still on monosyllables, but still correct...

> whr yhooo kum frm Now just where does a yahoo cum firmly? Oh wait, that's "Where do you come from?"! Silly me! Well, in answer to that question, I come from a country where we speak English. What language do they speak in your country?

> wht wud yhooo do 2 me if yhooo were alwn wivv me 4 30mins Four hours and thirty minutes? My, we're specific all of the sudden! Personally, that'd be a bit over five lessons worth of phonics I'd make you study.

> descibe me in 3 words Easy! Very lazy TXT-oholic

> wht do yhooo fink of me I 'fink' you have very limited career opportunities involving any form of writing or transcription. How's that job at McDonald's?

> wot do yhooo r8t me

* minga

* average

* stunna I'll go with 'stunna'; It's the closest spelling to 'stunned.'

* a dog

> wht wud yhooo lke 2 say 2 me bt feel lke yhooo cnt 4 sum reason I'd like to say "Go back to school!", but I suspect that your teachers have suffered more than enough already.

> say gdby bt mke it meaniful Goodbye! See? Look! I used VOWELS! That kind of effort must be pretty meaningful for you, right?

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Current Mood:   awrsum x 'arse' + 'sum' = 'total ass' Okay, I agree with that assessment.  

And people wonder why I despair for the youth of Britain...